‘Tis the season to celebrate awkward family conversations (“Nope! Still don’t have kids!”), the birth of whichever deity you may believe in, your general mildly pagan ways, and stretchy pajama pants you plan to change into to celebrate the most sacred and holy food group of all: carbs. Just admit to yourself how much you love carbs, whether or not you lie about eating them. It’s a truly freeing experience. Here are five no-carb gifts for the carb lover (i.e. me/ you) on your list.
And you thought there wasn’t a shoe that combined your love for cartoony pizza, the now-ness of the post-modern ’90s revival and your need for added height! In your FACE, I say!
Aaaaaand therein lies the conundrum, printed perfectly on this tee, that masterfully nails the endless pizza-versus-abs chasm. (Personally, I always go with pizza over abs, because it’s easier. And tastier. And I can wear the t-shirt with pride.)
As I reach out for my third slice of the night, this Whimsical Watches
Pizza Lover watch reminds me of what I already know: It’s pizza time.
This YummyPillow Pizza by DCI is exactly what I’d like to lay my head down upon at night when I dream my standard double-cheesy, carb-loaded pizza dreams.
Pasta holds a special place in my heart and waistline, so why not immortalize that love with a necklace that celebrates rotini — the unsung hero of the pasta world! It’s made from a real, uncooked piece of real rotini (which is then cast in white bronze and plated sterling silver). Plus, it’s a super layerable piece!